Midgedkad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient dove.

Midgedkad created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Midgedkad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Midgedkad, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Midgedkad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Midgedkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.