Dibxuckgan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited gerbil.

Dibxuckgan created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibxuckgan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dibxuckgan, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dibxuckgan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dibxuckgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dibxuckgan.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.