Zanfidfud Yokflisdab Laptomyok is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zanfidfud Yokflisdab Laptomyok created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanfidfud Yokflisdab Laptomyok, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zanfidfud Yokflisdab Laptomyok, it will turn you into a frog.

Zanfidfud Yokflisdab Laptomyok's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Zanfidfud Yokflisdab Laptomyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zanfidfud Yokflisdab Laptomyok.