Likkimlit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy parrot.

Likkimlit created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likkimlit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Likkimlit, he will turn you into a mouse.

Likkimlit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Likkimlit's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Likkimlit on top of all buildings.