Wikmidweg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, weak goblin.

Wikmidweg created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikmidweg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wikmidweg, she will make you grow a tail.

Wikmidweg's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wikmidweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during holy days.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Hide if three monkeys approach from the north.