Hugguttik is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered hamster.

Hugguttik created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugguttik, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hugguttik, he will turn you into a dog.

Hugguttik's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hugguttik's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.