Jopgigpod is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, flying beaver.

Jopgigpod created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopgigpod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jopgigpod, she will turn you into a slug.

Jopgigpod's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Jopgigpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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