Lanfebgof is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, flying dragonfly.

Lanfebgof created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanfebgof, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lanfebgof, he will not care at all.

Lanfebgof's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Lanfebgof's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near ants while wearing mauve scarves and balancing nine carbon spheres on your chest.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always take life seriously.