Milbampom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate sheep.

Milbampom created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milbampom, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Milbampom, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Milbampom's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Milbampom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.