Dibkabbag is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless
wolf.
Dibkabbag created oxygen five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dibkabbag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Dibkabbag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Dibkabbag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Dibkabbag's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear iron on your body.
2. You must pray to Dibkabbag three times a day.
3. Never wear shorts.
4. Never skip in holy places.
5. Feed all hungry great tits.