Liddutben is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic warg.

Liddutben created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Liddutben, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Liddutben, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Liddutben's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Liddutben's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Liddutben.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.