Hinvinfoss is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, humane
jackal.
Hinvinfoss created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hinvinfoss, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Hinvinfoss, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Hinvinfoss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Hinvinfoss' Holy Commandments1. Hide from cyan squirrels for they are unholy.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never go into mauve rooms.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.