Padarmdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring hydra.

Padarmdoss created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padarmdoss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Padarmdoss, it will send you a sign.

Padarmdoss' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Padarmdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of nematodes.

2. Never wear black kilts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padarmdoss.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not take Padarmdoss' name in vain.