Tanmaphan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic jaguar.

Tanmaphan created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tanmaphan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tanmaphan, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tanmaphan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tanmaphan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never chant near shrews.

4. Always obey Tanmaphan's priests.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tanmaphan in the centre of the settlement.