Fedcamyok is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, amazing tapir.

Fedcamyok created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Fedcamyok, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fedcamyok, he will turn you into a mole.

Fedcamyok's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fedcamyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to hamsters while wearing orange shorts.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.