Yokzodbun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest meerkat.

Yokzodbun created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokzodbun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yokzodbun, she will jump up and down on your head.

Yokzodbun's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yokzodbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Yokzodbun in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never adorn your arms with purple markings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.