Dumxuckembon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane naga.

Dumxuckembon created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumxuckembon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dumxuckembon, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dumxuckembon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dumxuckembon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about spacetime near ducks while wearing pink tights.

4. Dumxuckembon loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Pray towards the west.