Kommifgid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, self-confident zebra.

Kommifgid created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kommifgid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kommifgid, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kommifgid's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kommifgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never wear coats.