Pagbabmut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered hydra.

Pagbabmut created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbabmut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pagbabmut, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pagbabmut's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pagbabmut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Never paint your back indigo.