Padruljop is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, cheerful parrot.

Padruljop created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Padruljop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Padruljop, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Padruljop's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Padruljop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not stand on grass.