Banlamyest is a god.

She takes the form of a small, emotional alligator.

Banlamyest created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banlamyest, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Banlamyest, she will think nothing of it.

Banlamyest's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Banlamyest's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Run away from red monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Banlamyest.

5. Never eat bread.