Yendobgidcun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise shrew.

Yendobgidcun created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yendobgidcun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yendobgidcun, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yendobgidcun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yendobgidcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide if four mice approach from the south.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Yendobgidcun must be the most important thing in your life.