Poppomtom Kadnulltit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever naga.

Poppomtom Kadnulltit created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poppomtom Kadnulltit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Poppomtom Kadnulltit, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Poppomtom Kadnulltit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Poppomtom Kadnulltit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Poppomtom Kadnulltit must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Never wear skirts.