Mabzan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, proud wyvern.

Mabzan created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabzan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabzan, he will not care at all.

Mabzan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mabzan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabzan.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Always stare at clouds.