Nabvagvig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous mink.

Nabvagvig created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabvagvig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nabvagvig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nabvagvig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nabvagvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to dogs while wearing pink trousers.

2. You must love Nabvagvig.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.