Tipfetditgup is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate donkey.

Tipfetditgup created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipfetditgup, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tipfetditgup, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tipfetditgup's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tipfetditgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Always help tapirs.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Retreat if five sharks approach from the east.