Wapmidyartgepton is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, happy scorpion.

Wapmidyartgepton created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapmidyartgepton, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wapmidyartgepton, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wapmidyartgepton's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wapmidyartgepton's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wapmidyartgepton.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Wapmidyartgepton in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Always stare at clouds.