Bentifdum Hab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, emotional wyrm.

Bentifdum Hab created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bentifdum Hab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bentifdum Hab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bentifdum Hab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bentifdum Hab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bentifdum Hab.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Do not take Bentifdum Hab's name in vain.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.