Himnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, charitable dog.

Himnarl created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Himnarl, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Himnarl, she will jump up and down on your head.

Himnarl's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Himnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near moths while wearing pink shirts and balancing seven gold spheres on your chest.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never prepare turnips during spring.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not record numbers concerning moons.