Kapdonmonarn is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical
bird.
Kapdonmonarn created a strange quark six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kapdonmonarn, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Kapdonmonarn, it will turn you into a mouse.
Kapdonmonarn's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Kapdonmonarn's Holy Commandments1. Never wear brown tights.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never wear shirts.
4. Never think ill of sick snakes.
5. Do not drink alcohol.