Kapdonmonarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical bird.

Kapdonmonarn created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapdonmonarn, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kapdonmonarn, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kapdonmonarn's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kapdonmonarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown tights.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.