Hamraglist Cemcunxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sage fairy.

Hamraglist Cemcunxuc created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Hamraglist Cemcunxuc, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hamraglist Cemcunxuc, she will be very unhappy.

Hamraglist Cemcunxuc's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hamraglist Cemcunxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear dresses.