Pagpopfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental chinchilla.

Pagpopfarn created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagpopfarn, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pagpopfarn, she will boil you in a big pot.

Pagpopfarn's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pagpopfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Never travel toward the east during summer.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.