Lidgovhim is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty owl.

Lidgovhim created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Lidgovhim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lidgovhim, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lidgovhim's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lidgovhim's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Never approach forests carrying bone.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.