Bifdabfab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, caring chicken.

Bifdabfab created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bifdabfab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bifdabfab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bifdabfab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bifdabfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near tapirs while wearing purple tights and balancing four silver spheres on your back.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always look after injured turtles.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.