Nurtarmquag Cudkipbad is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, intelligent
jaguar.
Nurtarmquag Cudkipbad created a charm quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtarmquag Cudkipbad, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nurtarmquag Cudkipbad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Nurtarmquag Cudkipbad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Nurtarmquag Cudkipbad's Holy Commandments1. Never think about amino acids.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never think about solid mechanics near goats while wearing pink kilts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your face.
4. You must love Nurtarmquag Cudkipbad.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.