Tadbumyamgebben is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous jellyfish.

Tadbumyamgebben created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Tadbumyamgebben, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tadbumyamgebben, she will send you a sign.

Tadbumyamgebben's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tadbumyamgebben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Never feed bananas to geese while wearing indigo corsets.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.