Nelrowbod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty goblin.

Nelrowbod created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Nelrowbod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nelrowbod, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nelrowbod's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nelrowbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to ants while wearing stockings.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Never travel toward the east during summer.

4. Never sit in the presence of elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.