Gammifmil is a god.

She takes the form of a small, intelligent dog.

Gammifmil created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Gammifmil, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gammifmil, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gammifmil's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gammifmil's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Worship no other gods but Gammifmil.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Do not gather at wells at midday.