Quagbarnboss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, flying rat.

Quagbarnboss created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagbarnboss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quagbarnboss, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quagbarnboss' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Quagbarnboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always obey Quagbarnboss' priests.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.