Yarlmidtin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating slug.

Yarlmidtin created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarlmidtin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarlmidtin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yarlmidtin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yarlmidtin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarlmidtin.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.