Hanbossgid Jopbanfed is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, staggering dragon.

Hanbossgid Jopbanfed created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbossgid Jopbanfed, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hanbossgid Jopbanfed, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hanbossgid Jopbanfed's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hanbossgid Jopbanfed's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must pray to Hanbossgid Jopbanfed nine times a day.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Do not hurt geese.
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