Jenfumwon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, loving dragonfly.

Jenfumwon created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jenfumwon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jenfumwon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jenfumwon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Jenfumwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jenfumwon.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near doves while wearing blue trousers and balancing nine lead spheres on your hands.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.