Gonganyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet raven.

Gonganyarl created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Gonganyarl, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gonganyarl, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gonganyarl's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gonganyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

4. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

5. Do not listen to music.