Nurjipyog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest deer.

Nurjipyog created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nurjipyog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurjipyog, she will turn you into a duck.

Nurjipyog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nurjipyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to ants while wearing brown trousers.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Put Nurjipyog first in all things.

4. Always help geese.

5. Never hurt shrews.