Nurjipyog is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest
deer.
Nurjipyog created humankind seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Nurjipyog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Nurjipyog, she will turn you into a duck.
Nurjipyog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Nurjipyog's Holy Commandments1. Never feed turnips to ants while wearing brown trousers.
2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Put Nurjipyog first in all things.
4. Always help geese.
5. Never hurt shrews.