Stigcadpig Fighothom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, annoying newt.

Stigcadpig Fighothom created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Stigcadpig Fighothom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stigcadpig Fighothom, it will turn you into a worm.

Stigcadpig Fighothom's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Stigcadpig Fighothom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Stigcadpig Fighothom loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Never eat bread.