Cabragratleg Dinbodzig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, effective badger.

Cabragratleg Dinbodzig created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabragratleg Dinbodzig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cabragratleg Dinbodzig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cabragratleg Dinbodzig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cabragratleg Dinbodzig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cabragratleg Dinbodzig first in all things.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always obey Cabragratleg Dinbodzig's priests.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Never talk about fire.