Buddamweg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome giraffe.

Buddamweg created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buddamweg, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Buddamweg, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Buddamweg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Buddamweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Buddamweg.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not kill great tits.