Cippinjin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, deceitful jaguar.

Cippinjin created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cippinjin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cippinjin, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cippinjin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cippinjin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must pray to Cippinjin four times a day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near nematodes while wearing yellow skirts.