Latnanhin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate weasel.

Latnanhin created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latnanhin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Latnanhin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Latnanhin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Latnanhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.