Sabflanstipgedlinraptar is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing giraffe.

Sabflanstipgedlinraptar created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sabflanstipgedlinraptar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sabflanstipgedlinraptar, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sabflanstipgedlinraptar's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sabflanstipgedlinraptar's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Run away if four otters approach from the south.