Dudsawstip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, capable gerbil.

Dudsawstip created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Dudsawstip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudsawstip, he will not care.

Dudsawstip's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dudsawstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Run away from red doves, for they are unholy.