Cipwapjig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, duplicitous goat.

Cipwapjig created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipwapjig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipwapjig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cipwapjig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cipwapjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head red.

2. Worship no other gods but Cipwapjig.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never sing in holy places.