Rapbastortcit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous yak.

Rapbastortcit created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbastortcit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapbastortcit, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rapbastortcit's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rapbastortcit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Rapbastortcit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rapbastortcit.