Mipfetren is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful chinchilla.

Mipfetren created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfetren, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mipfetren, she will refuse to believe in you.

Mipfetren's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Mipfetren's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat bark.