Bumveenfig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty bear.

Bumveenfig created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Bumveenfig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bumveenfig, it will think nothing of it.

Bumveenfig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bumveenfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to manatees while wearing hats.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Retreat if six pigs approach from the west.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about planets.