Yarsabgen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane shrew.

Yarsabgen created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Yarsabgen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarsabgen, it will laugh at you.

Yarsabgen's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Yarsabgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Yarsabgen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Put Yarsabgen first in all things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.