Farbellweg is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Farbellweg created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farbellweg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Farbellweg, it will come to you in dreams.

Farbellweg's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Farbellweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never play with disobedient children.