Vogcudkan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, omnipotent goose.

Vogcudkan created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Vogcudkan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vogcudkan, she will laugh at you.

Vogcudkan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vogcudkan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four gold sculptures of Vogcudkan on top of important buildings.

2. Never stain your feet with fawn.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not prepare nuts while filled with fear.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.