Mapmilhit is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental
unicorn.
Mapmilhit created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Mapmilhit, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Mapmilhit, it will be mildly annoyed.
Mapmilhit's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Mapmilhit's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of melons to dogs while wearing turquoise shorts.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Never feed apples to snails while wearing magenta scarves.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near turtles while wearing violet hats and balancing three copper spheres on your back.