Narlcittun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective deer.

Narlcittun created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlcittun, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Narlcittun, she will not care at all.

Narlcittun's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Narlcittun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narlcittun.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Narlcittun.