Wodveenved is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring goblin.

Wodveenved created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodveenved, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wodveenved, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wodveenved's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Wodveenved's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Wodveenved in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must love Wodveenved.
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